Don't press X to free the pirate! PC
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Price stats
- Best price now
- $2.99at Steam
- All-time low
- $2.99at Steam · Oct 28, 2026
- 3-month low
- $2.99
- 1-year low
- $2.99
- Regular price
- $2.99
- Discounts in the last year
- 0
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Regional prices
Every tracked region converted to USD.
| Region | Store | Price | ≈ USD |
|---|---|---|---|
| IndiaCheapest region | Steam | ₹150.00 | $1.58 |
| Türkiye | Steam | $2.00 | $2.00 |
| Argentina | Steam | $2.00 | $2.00 |
| Brazil | Steam | R$11.00 | $2.02 |
| Ukraine | Steam | ₴100.00 | $2.20 |
| Kazakhstan | Steam | ₸1,000.00 | $2.21 |
| United States | Steam | $2.99 | $2.99 |
| United Kingdom | Steam | £2.49 | $3.34 |
| Germany (EU) | Steam | €2.99 | $3.35 |
| Poland | Steam | zł 15.00 | $3.80 |
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Don't press X to free the pirate! is $2.99 at Steam right now. The lowest price we have recorded is $2.99 (Oct 28, 2026). Wait: A better price is likely soon.
Clash wits with the most manipulative pirate in gaming history. He will beg, gaslight, and meme until you break. In this satire of gaming culture, your only goal is to NOT press X. But you probably will.
